Me: you wore that shirt just so you could match w/the hat mom and dad got you huh?
Me: is that why you wanted to go home earlier?
Dave: You got me this shirt a long time ago remember?
Me: yeah I remember
Mummy: now the shirt doesn't fit you
Dave: iono I like it like this. It shows off my muscles
Daddy: and your big belly
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