Random convos:

Tiff: What card is missing from Tammy's deck?
Paul: the queen of hearts
Tiff: *looks at me* Wow, how ironic. Tammy's missing a heart too.

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Mummy: What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?
Dave: L&M
Ba: What is that?
Dave: Marlborro is too expensive so I buy L&M.
Mummy: how much is it?
Dave: L&M is 4 something, and Marlborro is 5 something.
Ba: You know what kind of cigarettes are cheap?
Dave: *eye glare* (cause we all knew what my dad would say)
Ba: the I don't smoke any cigarettes brand.
(This was all in Viet so it was funnier.)

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Me: So do you still work out?
Ginnifer (nickname b/c the person wants it like that): *flexes his biceps* does it look like I have?
(One of those you had to be there things. We laughed for a good 5min. Probably got some abs too)

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They're all recorded here for memory purposes. Just like this blog. Not to please you readers. So if you don't get some of it, good.
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